BENCHY PLEASE.

For the discerning 3D-printing enthusiast who has spent six hours adjusting slicer settings to save eleven minutes on a plastic boat.

This mug features the sacred vessel of our people: Benchy — destroyer of free time, revealer of terrible cooling, judge of overhangs, and the first thing you print immediately after telling yourself, “I’m definitely done tuning this machine.”

Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever beverage you forgot existed while staring at the first layer for 20 straight minutes.

Keep it on your desk, workbench, or directly beside the growing pile of Benchies you absolutely did not need to print.

Great for:

• Arguing about whether the problem is wet filament
• Adjusting your Z-offset by 0.02 mm for absolutely no reason
• Saying “one more calibration print” at 1:30 AM
• Watching a 14-hour print fail at 97%
• Explaining to normal people why you own 19 nearly identical plastic boats
• Pretending the Benchy is a benchmark and not an emotionally supportive tugboat

Product features

• Microwave-safe — because your coffee went cold while you were tuning pressure advance
• Dishwasher-safe — unlike your nozzle after printing carbon fiber filament
• Vibrant high-resolution print — sharper than your last overhang
• Glossy ceramic finish — smoother than the top layer you’ve been chasing for three firmware updates
• Comfortable C-handle — no supports required
• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Lead- and BPA-free, because apparently molten plastic fumes are enough excitement already

Care instructions

Dishwasher-safe, or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Do not attempt to level it.

Do not measure it with calipers.

And for the love of God, do not print another Benchy just to compare it to the mug.