This heavyweight garment-dyed tee is for the kind of person who has printed more tiny boats than any reasonable human being should.

“Benchy Please” takes the unofficial mascot of 3D printing and gives it exactly the level of respect it deserves. Whether your Benchy came out flawless, stringy, warped, under-extruded, mysteriously fuzzy, or somehow missing half the cabin, this shirt celebrates the little boat that has judged more printers than most quality-control departments ever will.

The garment-dyed cotton gives it a soft, broken-in feel from day one, while the heavyweight fabric and relaxed fit make it easy to wear around the shop, at a maker meetup, during a six-hour calibration spiral, or while standing in front of the printer whispering, “Come on, buddy. Just finish the roof.”

It is comfortable, durable, and significantly faster to acquire than printing a wearable Benchy yourself.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton with a soft, substantial 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight feel
• Garment-dyed finish for that already-broken-in softness and color
• Tubular knit with no side seams because unnecessary seams are basically support material
• Double-needle stitching built to survive workshops, print farms, and repeated trips to check the first layer
• Relaxed fit in sizes S–4XL
• 58 color options because apparently choosing filament was not enough
• Pre-shrunk construction so the sizing should stay more consistent than your Z-offset
• Made in Honduras for sturdy everyday wear

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Benchy Please.

Because before you print anything useful, you apparently need another tiny boat.